Official unofficial spokesman for salt - the world's most important mineral.
"For a man who's spent most of his adult life on the sea, I'm about as dry as they come. Guess the bounding main has its way of getting to you. Either way, I left that life behind a long time ago. These days I prefer to navigate by way of Winnebago. All adventure aside I'm mostly possessed by the powers of salt. Speaking of which, have you met my pet clam, Brine? He's a nice little guy. I'd better get to feeding him. Well, it was nice running into you."
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